Being Dogly

So mum was watching this documentary on the National Geographic channel about how dogs are developed in the womb and how their born and how they evolved from wolves. Which is all very interesting but I got tired after a while BOL.

I'm a male dog! Not a bitch (question: why is that an insult to humans? There's nothing wrong with being a girl dog). I do manly -- or in this case, dogly -- stuff like... sleeping? Um. I guess that's not very dogly... But still.

"Sorry mum, I have some very important sleeping to do."

Nap Time! Oh, wait, here comes the camera...

So mum woke up to find that I was happily snuggled in a cushion sleeping and couldn't resist snapping a photo. GEEZ MUM, CAN'T A PUPPY TAKE A NAP WITHOUT HAVING A PHOTO TAKEN?

Here I am happily sleeping away.

And here is me when mum disturbs me. Mum, this

is about the hundredth time you've interrupted my sleep for a photo.

Just to prove to you how many times Mum have taken a photo of yours truly sleeping, here are some photos of me:

When I was just a tiny pup...

On my favourite couch...

Mum says I look bald. Hmph!

Can't  a puppy get any rest around here?

Even my kennel doesn't hide me from that camera!

You talking to me?

I give up on sleeping...

You see, Mum? I have PROOF that you interrupt my sleep way too much. Well, I shall consider this a small price for all those treats you always give me :D Keep those treats coming!